Introducing the new KELLYE maxi dress
As you know, all my clothes are named for the fat babes who inspire me, and since my friend Kellye is Deaf, it's only right that this dress is introduced in NZSL.
Should I have taken some more photos of Kellye in the KELLYE dress as well as filming the video? Absolutely. But I didn't.
You've asked for longer skirts and maxi dresses, and I'm happy to finally deliver this for you! The KELLYE has what are known as 'kimono sleeves' which you would think meant they were long and drapey like an actual kimono, but somehow actually means that they're cut in the same piece of fabric as the bodice. It has a pretty modest scoop neckline, and very excellent pleats in both the front and back at the high waist to give you excellent butt. The long ties can be used to control if you want the dress a little tighter or looser, and can be tied at the front or the back. These dresses are all from woven cotton, which is to say they don't stretch. There's 3.6 metres of fabric in every dress and of course they have pockets too.
Tall babes: this dress was cut to reach my ankles, and I'm six feet tall. Finally a maxi dress that doesn't hit at the completely wrong place on your calves!
Short babes: this dress will be very easy to shorten to your ideal length, and will look great on you too.
There's five variations
- Lemon Sorbet
- Turquoise check-ish
- Special Bananas!
- Sage Green
- Navy Polka Dots
But there's veryyyy limited numbers/size combos so move fast to secure your favourite!