Was this dress what Alannah Myles was singing about all along? Who can say!
I name all my clothes after fat babes who inspire me, so I thought it was time that I named something after you. Yes you, you gorgeous House of Boom customer. Thanks for coming with me on this wacky, intense and wonderful journey.
With its empire waist, the YOU dress is perfect for updated Bridgerton cos-play (in this world Penelope and Eloise are absolutely getting it on). It's got the puffy sleeves that Anne Shirley has always dreamed of. It's (national) velvet worthy of Elizabeth Taylor. I'd make another literary reference to talk about how gorgeous the pleats at the front and back are but I've run out of ideas. But they are very very good. Pour yourself into one, swirl it around and feel the richness.
The black velvet YOU dress is polyester. There is polyester mesh in the sleeves to keep them poufy. Yes of course there are pockets.
The YOU dress is 120cm long
Under-bust measurement (laid flat):
Size 1 (16/18) = 52cm
Size 2 (20/22) = 56cm
Size 3 (24/26) = 60cm
Size 4 (28/30) = 64cm
Sara (blonde ponytail) is 178cm tall and wears a size 1
Joanna is 181cm tall and wears a size 4